Sunshine and the Stalker

This is a signed copy of "Sunshine and the Stalker".

Blurb:
Dating is difficult for someone like me.

I’m obsessive, arrogant, and rude.

This means I must be creative when bedding a woman.

I learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.

Some call it stalking. I call it clever research.

It gets me what I want and when I want it.

When I get bored, I move on.

My system works like a charm…

Until a little ray of SUNSHINE shows up.

Dating is nonexistent for me.

I’m quirky, silly, and inexperienced.

This means my romantic life is certainly lacking.

I don’t date because no one’s interested.

Some say I’m an independent woman who doesn’t need a man.

But I know I’m on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.

How many cats are too many cats anyway?

My boring world stays that way…

Until my future stepmother’s STALKER shows up.